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Shimmy towards a cure |
On day two in Tokyo we play ‘Poisoned Orange Juice: The Game’, discover a ghost like a little girl and listen to some hot Latin beats while shimmying towards a cure for AIDS. |
57:31 |
12/02/12 |
52.7mb |
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It’s like being licked by one thousand unicorns |
On day one in Tokyo we join a toenails painting cult, observe the similarities between kids and Tamagotchi’s and avoid talking to people in public. |
43:01 |
11/02/12 |
39.4mb |
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Mental Anguish 101 |
A very nothing episode in which we craft the perfect sick day excuse, sit through the most awkward silence ever and raise an army of hide n seek ninja's. |
1:23:02 |
01/02/12 |
76.1mb |
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I’m gonna stab you in the head |
A very anticipatory episode in which we unravel JK Rowling and NASA’s Lucky Book Club conspiracy, sing the Frog Squatters theme song and reach into a barbeque chicken. |
1:17:49 |
25/01/12 |
71.3mb |
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Josh Hartnett’s not allowed to have sex again? |
A very smelly episode in which we shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die, we protest the alarming trend of doorless urinals and we invent the ‘quote a day sandwich maker’. |
1:04:25 |
18/01/12 |
59.3mb |
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The Man with the Golden Shower |
A very reminiscent episode in which we remember classic reality dating shows, Ben looks into the eyes of a man in full stream and we rekindle the classic Swaziland vs Belgium rivalry. |
57:49 |
28/12/11 |
53.05mb |
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Rejecto and No Date |
A very short episode in which we open 1,000 paint tins to fill time, borrow Christian Bale’s time travelling phone and source the world shortage of Super Nintendo’s. |
1:11:47 |
14/12/11 |
65.8mb |
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The Iceman cometh |
A very opposite episode in which Vicki announces her upcoming single ‘Please don’t leave me (or I’ll shoot your puppy)’, we pitch our idea for a Top Gun sequel and talk to the friends in Vicki’s head who taste like bubblegum. |
1:01:20 |
07/12/11 |
56.1mb |
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It’s all about the Daddo’s baby |
A very easy episode in which we privately cry to ourselves, get given the ultimatum ‘sleep or drown’ and put Cameron Daddo’s face on the $100 note. |
54:14 |
30/11/11 |
49.7mb |
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Clandestine bean meeting |
A very frustrated episode in which we fear the crow men, move in next to some swinging exterminators and attempt to improve elf-podcast relations. |
55:47 |
21/11/11 |
51.2mb |
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If you’ve got an incredibly tiny face and a blunt razor, I’m your girl |
A very professional episode in which we pretend to be mermaids, pitch our idea for Dinosaur Shit the TV series and Vicki gets stuck in a kryptonite phone booth. |
1:24:46 |
16/11/11 |
77.6mb |
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I really hate orphanages! |
A very jumbled episode in which we dig through the Insane Ramblings archives for some unheard opinions on mailing fingers, late night Rabi run ins and the holy penis. |
29:05 |
06/11/11 |
19.2mb |
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Conventional murdering wisdom |
A very delayed episode in which we discuss how best to kill each other, how Vicki has killed her furniture and how it sucks when others kill your awesome meal plans. |
1:08:23 |
01/08/11 |
62.6mb |
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I boned my sister and all I got was this lousy dragon |
A very competitive episode in which we celebrate two years of Insane Ramblings by recreating the intro of Mission Impossible II with more exploding fish, we pitch our new TV series 'Clown Detectives' and discover where baby food comes from.
We just told Insane Ramblings. |
1:22:13 |
22/05/11 |
75.2mb |
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I've been to science school |
A very disorganised episode in which we learn about beat time, attend a freaky theme restaurant and improve Canadian football.
Then Ben says 'yeah, exactly' and Vicki says 'right, right, right' a lot.
The End. |
1:37:49 |
26/04/11 |
89.5mb |
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Is it okay to date four babies? |
A very shaken episode in which we calculate how many babies equal one adult, Fonzy Ben's car, survive Sim City Tokyo and translate some guinea pigs poo. |
1:27:38 |
18/04/11 |
80.2mb |
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Touched by a chicken |
A very international episode in which Vicki gives us an aural tour of Tokyo, we get groped by a chicken and curse out some 14 year old zombies. |
1:55:29 |
21/02/11 |
105.7mb |
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Listen Poseidon, I know all the pee is coming from you! |
A very final episode in which we ace the boxing day test, chat to bleep bloop the robotic weatherman and we spend ten minutes on the moon.
We have microphones and we’re not afraid to use them. |
1:30:38 |
01/01/11 |
82.9mb |
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Reepicheep virgins |
A very disgruntled episode in which we sing a lot, get trapped down a sex well and learn our nautical terms.
Insane Ramblings: So poplar! |
1:46:23 |
04/12/10 |
97.4mb |
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Well played MILF |
A very cold episode in which we start our restaurant career, get onto Audreen and steal some office doors. |
1:45:32 |
13/11/10 |
90.1mb |
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Damn herpes parrot, always ruining my game! |
A very romantic episode in which we get Jersey Shore style nicknames, reminisce about the lost episode of Insane Ramblings and forget our parrots name.
Recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists. |
1:49:30 |
24/10/10 |
80.2mb |
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T-Pain the time travelling robot |
A very disappointed episode in which we lull you to sleep, draw our feelings, introduce ‘the drone’ and discuss the benefits of living in the S.H.U.B. |
1:20:40 |
04/09/10 |
66.4mb |
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She already dead |
A very yak episode in which we invent some hit new reality shows, revert back to 2010 A.D and don't make a big enough deal out of our new celebrity heads segment. |
1:41:46 |
14/08/10 |
93.1mb |
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That's so buffalo |
A very sick episode in which we coin a new word for cool and Vicki tells the greatest story ever and our lives are changed forever.
Let’s get ready to RAAAAAAAAAAAMBLE! |
1:42:58 |
24/07/10 |
94.3mb |
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You can put that in your Christmas cracker |
A very nocturnal episode in which we discuss the alien crossdressers at the end of M. Night Shyamalan's latest blockbuster, achieve every man’s dream of starting a gay relationship to save on monogrammed towels and send an SMS to the world. |
1:21:22 |
13/06/10 |
74.5mb |
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I made out with my cousin |
A very anniversary episode in which we celebrate the history of our podcast by banning listeners hairier than a werewolf, listening to clips of our favourite memories and chatting to a few of our most memorable contributors. |
1:59:51 |
29/05/10 |
80.2mb |
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Damn these fast attractive women! |
A very interactive episode in which we thrash out the rules of dibs, get out our mink lined handcuff’s and practice the Morman missionary sex position. |
1:54:02 |
09/05/10 |
104.4mb |
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It was the work of idiots |
A very popular episode, in which we put our best German pickup lines to the test, read a letter from the ramblox and get Maysted!
Alright, that’s good stuff! |
1:48:14 |
24/04/10 |
99.1mb |
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Superman vs the Sex Robots |
A very musical episode in which we have a new intro song, wave to Ed Kavalee, browse the Geek 2 Geek dating site and stalk some people on the train. |
1:40:58 |
17/03/10 |
92.4mb |
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Don’t get your hopes up |
A very excited episode in which we ignore Pia Miranda, play inoculation roulette and rush through the rest of the show to play video games. |
1:16:29 |
25/02/10 |
70.0mb |
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There's a puppy and boobs! |
A very experimental episode in which we don our tin foil hats, battle some m&m’s and found the assless chaps foundation. |
1:31:44 |
06/02/10 |
88.9mb |
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Lie here and be sexed upon! |
A very quizzical episode in which we discuss giant corpse eating badgers with monkey heads, evil laughing wizards and the future blouse. |
1:10:41 |
06/01/10 |
64.7mb |
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I really wanna see something beautiful die! |
A very long awaited episode in which we invent the bocket, discuss Megan Gale's neighbours and celebrate having as many episodes as Cop Rock. |
1:13:00 |
09/12/09 |
66.8mb |
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We all pay for sex, in one way or another |
A very hot episode in which we chart the pain scale, take a dip in the penis pool and swallow a duck. |
1:13:43 |
07/11/09 |
50.6mb |
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It was like Anne Frank but with more singing |
A very hostile episode in which we discuss man lies, sex beds, pause awkwardly to allow for silence and come up with new jingles for our segments. |
1:01:40 |
14/10/09 |
56.4mb |
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Away Seaboat! |
A very sellout episode in which we discuss bed bagsing, mutant snakes and working some more subliminal messages into our show. |
1:08:14 |
17/09/09 |
46.8mb |
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Haven’t you learned anything? The only way to get someone to love you is to lie! |
A very wealthy episode in which we discuss giant mirrors, secret ninjas and how not to eat Vietnamese food. LOL! |
1:09:01 |
26/08/09 |
63.1mb |
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I lost the opportunity to kiss the best looking 6 year old I ever met |
A very high tech episode in which we sing pirate love songs, tell you where to pickup hookers and teach you how to coax fish. |
1:18:57 |
14/08/09 |
72.2mb |
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I did 30 percent of New Zealand men |
A very jet lagged episode in which we discuss German schize videos, bellybutton sex and all things New Zealand.
Insane Ramblings: It’s almost as fun as Desert Bus! |
57:45 |
18/07/09 |
52.8mb |
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That guy's such a dick, that's why he reminds me of you! |
A very sexy episode, in which we learn that Vicki was raised by dragons and likes to run around naked covered in strawberry jam. |
55:15 |
26/06/09 |
50.5mb |
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Cocainey Fresh |
A very special episode, in which we record live from a Foley effects lounge and are the number one podcast discussing King David’s exploits in love. |
1:10:26 |
21/06/09 |
64.4mb |
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I Work Hard, I Play Hard, I Sleep Hard |
In which we discuss the girl trapped in Ben's closet and sleeping while having rocks thrown at you. |
41:42 |
06/06/09 |
28.6mb |
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I knew I rammed you for a reason |
In which we discuss comparitive flashbacks, the benefits of being poor and divorce, finches, douche bags and many other things that don't make much sense. |
34:03 |
23/05/09 |
23.4mb |
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Promo |
Insane Ramblings Promo |
Not sure if our show's for you? We quiz each other in a quick episode designed to give you an idea of the weirdness you can expect from a regular episode.
And don't forget to check out our About Us page for more info! |
5:44 |
21/06/09 |
5.2mb |
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