A very special episode, in which we record live from a Foley effects lounge and are this weeks number one podcast discussing King David's exploits in love.

• Vicki looks like an old woman.
• Hundreds of people stop moving and no one cares.
• Snakes on a Plane 2 gets a budget cut.
• Vicki goes shopping for another grandma to add to the herd.
• Ben does the washing with cocaine and is sniffed by homeless people.
• We ride a unicorn to the Sunshine Hospital.
• We teach you how to scam your way into a free mini golf game.
• Vicki is a petrol nerd.
• Vicki hates pulp and reminisces about why her days as a hobo didn’t prepare her to lie.
• Ben may or may not have been attacked by a pack of werewolf ninja’s.
• We discover Hugh Jackman is a clone of Clint Eastwood and as discussed last week it would be gay if they had sex.
• Jessica Alba needs to drop some Cash.
  
• People who run ghost tours are absolute douche bags.
  
• Vicki’s high school media teacher gets attacked by a display home version of Sadako from The Ring.
  
• Ben goes to Fanboys and gets the hot chicks pointed out to him.
  
• We come up with a new form of measurement based on the distance that two firemen could jog.
  
• We discuss dating people with the same name as our parents.
  
• Ben’s cousins die in a tragic family reunion.
  
• King David’s ‘This is Your Life’
  
• We crush our podcasting competition.
  
• We discuss how slutty, Vicki’s name is.
  
• KFC’s Colonel has a tiny body.
  
• The French version of Facebook now comes with added baguettes and we search the database for crackheads.
  
• Vicki’s family stage an intervention and force her to do Pythagoras.
  
• Herman Rorschach is an intellectual hottie and was the bad boy of psychology.
  
• Shane Raharaha from Souvlaki Hut is our first call in.
  
• We send and receive some drunken texts.
  
• How to pass a drug test? Ditch the pot for cocaine!
  
• Vicki’s date doesn’t start a fire.
• We discuss first date bill etiquette and the underrated sexual position known as ‘The Dutch’.
  
• We send a text to the person the text message was about.
  
• Ben observes domestic violence.
  
• Vicki plans some psychological warfare and gives some advice on how to rob her.

Gallery (Click to enlarge)
A failed attempt at Vicki's avatar.	Vicki's favourite photo.	The medium of photography expertly captures a lack of movement.
Seperated at test tube?		Intellectual hottie: Herman Rorschach.
The Colonel and his tiny body.