A very disorganised episode in which we learn about beat time, attend a freaky theme restaurant and improve Canadian football. Then Ben says 'yeah, exactly' and Vicki says 'right, right, right' a lot.
The End.

• We bring back beat time.
• Vicki visits the Alcatraz E.R and gets the alcohol filled syringes scared out of her.
• We visit the Shanghai dumpling house and get phantom vibration and have Happy Birthday sung to us every ten minutes.
• Ben chastises the iPhone for its lazy snooze function.
• We get stuck in the daylight savings black hole.
• Ranger Vicki gives birth to (or steals) a dog.
• We experiment with gene splicing and create a capybara. Then we breed some Angler fish till they're nothing but balls.
• Ben guesses the flavour of popsicle through the packet in Craigs segment.
• Vicki sticks her finger up a weird looking celebrity nose.
• Ben orders the double, double, animal style and prays he doesn't get a couple of newborn puppies.
• Vicki drives a dumb promo girl home to her general vicinity.
• Ben doesn't know how to anwswer 'How are you?' and just awkwardly stares at you.
• Vicki's hypothetical's show us a future where Canadian football teams each get their mascot as an extra player.
• Ben's grandpa wasn't actually a witchdoctor and why Vicki & Natasha need a reverse curse.
• Some couple hits more natural disasters than Vicki.
• Message in a Time Warp: Phyllis Diller and fisting.
• PTWSIG: We find out what Bert Newton's Googling.
• Vicki's dad makes some outlandish claim about hating funerals and provides some much needed dating advice.

Vicki supposedly at a theme restaurant...	Vicki is not a licensed doctor	Japanese Russian roulette	The guilty/exhausted cat	Part sheep. Part goat. All class.	A non chimera capybara
The female is amazingly the more attractive of the species	Why isn't there a hybrid polarbear football team yet?	General Skun-ka'pe will kick your ass at Canadian football	Vicki reversing the deadly crab people curse