In which we discuss the girl trapped in Ben's closet and sleeping while having rocks thrown at you.

• Vicki dreams about Oprah and the doughnut officers.
• Crab versus Scorpion.
• We discuss Ben’s cat Jess and the similarly named girl he keeps locked in the closet.
• We work hard and play hard.
• Vicki goes to a work party and takes out a restraining order on Billy Slater.
• Ben’s in a job sweat out and Vicki hates her job with the passion of a thousand suns.
• Ben gets lost and can’t open gates.
• We learn that a fat midget has three quarters of a soul.
• We clone ourselves to see if it’s gay to have sex with them.
• We critique the fine work of TV cops.
• Vicki’s dad doesn’t go bowling.
• Vicki decides she should be more mediocre.

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Vicki's Facebook profile pic.	Ben's cat Jess (who he does not keep locked in his closet).	Rugby player Billy Slater who Vicki has a restraining order out on.