A very nocturnal episode in which we discuss the alien crossdressers at the end of M. Night Shyamalan's latest blockbuster, achieve every man’s dream of starting a gay relationship to save on monogrammed towels and send an SMS to the world.

• We add Natasha to the guests section of the site and discuss her feelings on Santa impersonators.
• Vicki arrives early to your house and just stares at you from outside.
• If you get a call from Vicki, don't be a Phone Ninja and answer too quickly.
• Instant Creeps and what happens when you try to pick us up, outside of the designated hours.
• Seven goats and a chicken: How much livestock are you worth?
• Ben's lies for picking up guys: "I accidentally ran through some sprinklers in my white tee-shirt. Tee hee!"
• We discover Ben's dad doesn't have voice mail for fear of receiving annoying voice messages from Russel Brand.
• We struggle to work out what our podcast is about and instead form The Massive Mascots Hour of Devour!
• We investigate why infomercials about a leaky pen are much like killing an octopus - inky blood.
• The Knights of the Roud Table discuss battle tactics and feminine hygiene.
• We discuss the boyfriend handbag bomb defusal analogy & Hugh Hefner dropping his Playboys.
• Ben & Vicki go porching.
• Ranger Vicki is hot for the page 3 pigeons.
• Moody Facebook statuses vs the actual experience: "I think I worded that stupidly."
• Sporting Injuries 2: The constantly weeping skin goo.
• Craigs Segment gets interrupted by an impromptu burning of decorative reeds: "What up neighbours!"
• We discuss celebrity bowling experiences and Vicki ruins the punch line with her psychic abilities.
• We play the Jerry Springer quiz and get married to our gay, vampire, pimps.
• We collaborate with Sting on our first ever Message in a Time Warp segment.
• Ben doesn't go to an awesome party and discovers a lot can happen in five minutes.
• Rohan discovers the meaning of inert, Steve discovers the meaning of felatio and we all learn a lesson.
• PTWSIG: Wadrian makes his long awaited return.

The best white blobby mascot show ever	Your kickass new roommate Cougarclaws	Not the kid from Men in Tights	The best use of the word 'twain' in a movie ever	Macaulay in art form	Lucas from Empire Records in his pre-CSI days
Finally, a blanket with a pouch!	Stoop kid is the ultimate porcher